Category: 2012 London Mayoral Election

Boris Johnson: London’s Gerbil

Posted by – August 10, 2011

Gerbil

Remember when British university students elected gerbils as local NUS Presidents? It was a bit of a joke, a comment on the futility of student politics.

But then Londoners, when they elected Boris Johnson Mayor, followed suit. Labour was tired, Ken Livingstone tarnished by various scandals, Boris had a TV platform on Have I Got News for You (where the editor of Private Eye, Ian Hislop, fawned over him on a weekly basis). So Labour voters stayed at home, the Tory suburbs came out in force, and Boris ended up in charge of London.

While Boris was shuffling paper in City Hall and making fatuous remarks about the phone hacking scandal – ‘A load of old codswallop’ – it didn’t matter. People ignored him. It was Boris being Boris.

But now it’s serious. London’s fresh from the worst riots since the nineteenth century and it may not be over yet. Magistrate courts have sat all night, throwing the book at seventeen-year-olds for stealing a pair of trainers.

Meanwhile, Boris has called for bankers, hedge fund managers and oil traders to receive a tax cut. On Radio 4′s Today programme he complained about a generation raised with ‘an endless sense of entitlement.’

This is ex-Etonian Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson talking: Bullingdon Boy, restaurant-wrecker, home-wrecker. No sense of entitlement there, eh?

Listen to this young man deal with Boris. Notice the stunned silence from Boris when a fatious remark just isn’t good enough.

London needs a proper Mayor not a spluttering buffoon.

London Mayor 2012: off come the gloves

Posted by – March 3, 2011

Fourteen months to go until the 2012 mayoral election and useless Tory imcumbent Boris ‘Buffoon’ Johnson is already making snide remarks about his opponent to the effect that when in office, Ken Livingstone  ’spent more time in Havana than in Havering’. Setting aside the wince-inducing lameness of this attempted joke, the key message to be inferred is that the Blond Bungler is planning to fight dirty, starting now. But he is not the only one who can best his opponents with humour.

So after an admittedly lengthy absence, Tank the Tories returns to nail its colours firmly to Ken Livingstone’s campaign mast. We have produced two Pro-Ken T shirts, which you can buy via Paypal. £2 from each sale of these shirts goes to Ken’s fighting fund. If they make people laugh while getting the message across, all the better.

Both are also available in white. For more details, click the Tank the Tories Merchandise link in the Navigation menu, above right, or click here.

Watch this space for more designs.

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We have also produced our very first Tank the Tories T shirt in a colourful, punk inspired style.

Show your contempt for Cameron with this stylish TTT T shirt today!