Month: March 2010

Make a poster for Labour

Posted by – March 29, 2010

Hats off to Labour for inviting supporters to submit poster designs and ideas for its Easter campaign. John Prescott was talking about doing this some weeks ago, when mydavidcameron.com was at the peak of its popularity and lampooning the Tories’ lame campaign efforts without mercy but with a great deal of humour.

Now Labour has made good on the idea, and Tank the Tories predicts the standard will be terrific, if the mydavidcameron and ivenevervotedtory poster entries were anything to go by.

Tank the Tories has submitted three posters, shown below.  Have a go and send yours to http://www.labour.org.uk/create-labours-next-campaign.

Good luck!

Gluttons for punishment

Posted by – March 27, 2010

As if the Conservatives weren’t getting enough of a hammering lately, with the catastrophic collapse in confidence in Boy George, both inside and outside the party, and the last-minute calling in of M&C Saatchi (as if they will wave their magic ad wand and make it 1979 again)  the party has, astonishingly, launched three new ‘I’ve Never Voted Tory, but…’  posters.

The most amazing of these has the cheek to claim the Tories will protect the NHS. TtT’s initial response is shown below.  Ivenevervotedtory.org is believed to be cranking up its servers for a fresh onslaught on the Tories’ jaw-dropping lack of self-awareness. Watch this space, and theirs, and do send in your suggestions.

The original posters can be found on the gormless-as-ever ConservativeHome blog…

Boobs aren’t news

Posted by – March 17, 2010

Bloggerheads author Tim Ireland has reminded us today of the Sun newspaper’s misleading practice of using young ladies with their tops off to peddle its hateful opinions as ‘news’ on page 3.
Today it has attained new levels of insulting the intelligence of its readers by having a girl with her breasts out purportedly attack the Unite union and (with absolutely no irony) quote Orwell. Anyone who has actually read Nineteen Eighty-Four will recall the steady diet of mendacious, manipulative pablum that is fed to the ‘proles’ as entertainment. If anything is Orwellian, it is the editorial policy of the Sun.

Tim last year began a highly commendable information campaign challenging the Sun’s shabby packaging of boobs’n'bigotry as fact. Find out more about it here: http://bit.ly/page-3

Where’s your conviction, Dave?

Posted by – March 9, 2010

Normal service resuming shortly

First of all, apologies for the lack of updates this past week. One half of Team Tank sustained a nasty head injury descending the stairs of a bus head first, and the other half has been occupied full time as Big Tank Nurse.

Why the Tory vote is sliding

The past week has certainly been a long time in politics, with the Tories continuing to slide down the polls and now slipping behind Labour in 100 key marginals.

Numerous factors are contributing to their failing fortunes, but it is not just the Lord ‘Cashcroft’ tax dodging/marginal-campaign-coffer-stuffing scandal, or revelations about the extreme right wing Young Britons’ Foundation’s ‘Tory Madrasa’ training Con activists (with tacit approval from top Tories such as Eric Pickles). It’s not even Michael Gove’s shockingly misinformed comments about Tory education policy, in which children would sit in lines and recite the kings and queens of England. (‘History should be taught in order; it’s a narrative’, he opined, bringing to mind Alice in Wonderland).

What seems to be hurting the Tories more than anything is not these individual scandals and gaffes but the fact that the electorate are realising that the Tories only actually stand for one thing: getting the Tories into power. They will say absolutely anything to this end, with the result that now no-one believes anything they say.

Even Margaret Thatcher, who visited so much evil on Britain, had total conviction. She believed absolutely that her way was right and many people voted for her (unfortunately) because they responded to that sense of conviction. Cameron has none of this. His party are now reduced to saying absolutely anything that might get them a vote. It’s embarrassing to behold. Many voters remember all too well the terrible damage the Thatcher years did to Britain. Despite the unconvincing claims of compassion and progressiveness (which themselves are causing deep rifts in the party) people are still seeing the same old Tories and the nasty party of yore. But unlike Thatcher, Cameron’s Tories are dissembling frantically about what, if anything, they actually stand for.

Link to Labour’s campaign

Team Tank’s members have been very critical of ‘New’ Labour in the past, especially over the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan. But voting Labour is now the only way to go to prevent the untrustworthy Tory rabble from gaining power in the UK, with catastrophic consequences.

If you have a blog/website or just post on forums, Twitter, Facebook etc, give Labour’s online campaign a boost by adding or posting the following link:

http://www.AFutureFairForAll.com

The more links there are to Labour’s campaign site, the better its profile on Google will be.